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Guinea Pig

Animal Ambassador

Name: Pepper
Species: Guinea Pig (Cavia porcellus)
Hired: 2021 (Employee of the Year every year since)

About Me:
I’m the fluffiest, squeakiest member of Riverbend’s animal crew—a proud South American import turned full-time snack enthusiast. I might not be found in the wild anymore (domestication made me soft and fabulous), but I bring plenty of charm to my cozy habitat here at Riverbend.

Fun Facts:

  • My ancestors came from the Andes, but I’ve traded mountain life for comfy bedding and endless veggies.

  • My name means “little pig,” but trust me—there’s nothing porky about me besides my appetite.

  • I’m a professional socialite. Guinea pigs love company—preferably with other squeaky friends.

  • Yes, I eat my own poop. Don’t judge—it’s called coprophagy and it’s how I get all my nutrients. #EcoFriendly

  • I nap in tiny bursts all day and night—beauty rest, but make it frequent.

  • Some guinea pigs get bred for long hair, curls, or even fancy colors. Personally, I prefer the “natural model” look.

Favorite Snack:
Fresh grass, leafy greens, and the occasional fruity treat (I’m watching my figure).

Claim to Fame:
Official morale booster of Riverbend. Always camera-ready. Always hungry.